I don’t want to be a hater, but I’ve been doing Java recently, quite intensively, after doing a bunch of rails. Well, the other day I was on irc, talking to someone about my experiences, and this kinda fell out, and I like it, so here it is:

ruby is like, how shall I put it..? It reminds me of being in Cornwnall or a Spanish city

Java reminds me of being in London

...in the square mile

....at rush hour